like zoinks josuke…

progress with mina! she let me pet her when i gave her her wet food today

halloween is so awesome because theres blood

The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar

Item: haunted gin made from possessed apples and also cursed by a witch

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

imagine a restaurant where as payment you had to get their food all over your pants and walk it to another restaurant and slop it around. that's what pollination is. freak shit

ghost stickersheet for my october patrons 👻

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

i think i may have accidentally gotten my roommate into petplay

our landlord was coming over and he was worried he would find out we have pets. so i JOKINGLY told him to put a collar on and the landlord would think any pet stuff we forgot to put away was for him. and he did it. HALF JOKINGLY HALF BECAUSE HE REALLY LOVES HIS DOG.

when the landlord came over and saw my roommate he looked extremely uncomfortable so we played it up. a lot. on the bright side he didn't say a thing about having any animals other than my roommate in here so we continued to do it every time he came round but i dont think it's a joke for my roommate anymore